I keep calling my friend Ryan Arin so it gets really awkward when texting.
">Arin do you even know shat sex is."
">Arin literally no one would be fuckbuddies with you oh my god"
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
"Tumblr loves gays more than gays love gays!" is the single worst statement i have heard in my entire life
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road